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Brother and sister jokes

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Sc...Read the whole joke

Rating: 4.25 - Category: Brother and sister

A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson...

A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. Afte...Read the whole joke

Rating: 3.75 - Category: Sex

Brother and sister jokes

Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it go...Read the whole joke

Rating: 3 - Category: Brother and sister

Are caterpillars good to eat?

|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke

Rating: 2.75 - Category: Food

12 Shots

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender...Read the whole joke

Rating: 2.5 - Category: Bar and Restaurant

Drown my troubles

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke

Rating: 2.5 - Category: Comedian

Abstinence

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke

Rating: 2.5 - Category: Dirty

A Chinese man is making love to his wife...

A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,"Baby, I wanna' 69!"She gives him ...Read the whole joke

Rating: 2.5 - Category: Ethnic

A blind man vists the state of Texas

|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the se...Read the whole joke

Rating: 2.5 - Category: Common

An error publishing an article

|From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterel...Read the whole joke

Rating: 2.5 - Category: Food

Stick insects!

|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!...Read the whole joke

Rating: 2.5 - Category: Children

Ten things to say about gifts you don't like

|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.9. It would be a shame if the ...Read the whole joke

Rating: 2.5 - Category: Children

Two Italian Stallions

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. Th...Read the whole joke

Rating: 2.5 - Category: Mixed

Criminal jokes

A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last reque...Read the whole joke

Rating: 2.5 - Category: Criminal

Criminal jokes

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in w...Read the whole joke

Rating: 2.5 - Category: Criminal

Children jokes

A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. ' What's wrong ?' asked his mother. Do peopl...Read the whole joke

Rating: 2.5 - Category: Children

Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ? Aladdin the street wants a word with you !...Read the whole joke

Rating: 2.5 - Category: Knock knock

A woman's dictionary

|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized ...Read the whole joke

Rating: 2 - Category: Mixed

A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters...

A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, an...Read the whole joke

Rating: 1.5 - Category: Children

Adults have learned

|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree....Read the whole joke

Rating: 1.5 - Category: Mom and Dad

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