Mixed jokes

Obituaries

Where do you look for blondes' obituaries? Under "Home Improvements."

Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she ...Read the whole joke

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Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fa...Read the whole joke

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An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their ...Read the whole joke

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This chick walks into a doctor's office and the nurse tells her to take off her clothes and that the...Read the whole joke

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A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty ...Read the whole joke

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A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, sh...Read the whole joke

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When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you'v...Read the whole joke

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A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none o...Read the whole joke

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As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at ...Read the whole joke

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