Mixed jokes

Marry a blonde

What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones.

Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!...Read the whole joke

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I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount of black sediment in the bottom of ...Read the whole joke

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Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices of everything on th...Read the whole joke

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The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst dandruff."Her friend says, "You should gi...Read the whole joke

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If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is...Read the whole joke

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There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one...Read the whole joke

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."...Read the whole joke

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A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the la...Read the whole joke

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Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or...Read the whole joke

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