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M and M's are too smart!

Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory? She kept throwing out all of the W's!

1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattl...Read the whole joke

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Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orga...Read the whole joke

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Top Ten Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks10. Her term of affection for you is "You Bastard."9....Read the whole joke

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The Economic Breakfast by Roland Marge...Read the whole joke

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If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?...Read the whole joke

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A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody ...Read the whole joke

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There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up and went to the restroom and...Read the whole joke

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Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to...Read the whole joke

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What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile....Read the whole joke

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