Mixed jokes

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? "You can change those things?!"

What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive a tractor!...Read the whole joke

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A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to ident...Read the whole joke

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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember m...Read the whole joke

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? "Are you my mother?"...Read the whole joke

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The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried. The last words of the service ove...Read the whole joke

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music....Read the whole joke

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1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.2. Plea...Read the whole joke

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When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official ...Read the whole joke

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Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally....Read the whole joke

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