Mixed jokes

Lawnmower

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.

What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally deficient....Read the whole joke

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Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It's called "Easy Cum,...Read the whole joke

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There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into...Read the whole joke

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Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor...Read the whole joke

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This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on a snowy night. They guy gets out to...Read the whole joke

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Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She starte...Read the whole joke

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One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus ups and asks, "Liza Jane can I...Read the whole joke

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Who Shot JR ? by U Dunnit...Read the whole joke

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A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight times. On his weddi...Read the whole joke

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