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He Said, She Said

He said... I don't know why you wear a bra you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear brie...Read the whole joke

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Mother of Six!

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he star...Read the whole joke

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Love Thy Husband

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, he doctor called the wife...Read the whole joke

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I don't know her

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing....Read the whole joke

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Slip of the tongue

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices i...Read the whole joke

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The Raffle Ticket

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his...Read the whole joke

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Angry Wife

A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out t...Read the whole joke

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Cupid at Law

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter met...Read the whole joke

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Fisherman's Ode

Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years. Suddenly a funeral proc...Read the whole joke

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Exercise While Pregnant

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The ...Read the whole joke

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Call me Bubba

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautifu...Read the whole joke

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Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Wom...Read the whole joke

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I'd Do Anything

A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pl...Read the whole joke

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Bookworm

"For Heaven's sake, Chris, why can't you talk to me once in a while?" Julie whined. "What?" Chris re...Read the whole joke

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What is a Headache

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process...Read the whole joke

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Just Before I Die

Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife...Read the whole joke

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Golden Anniversary

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfu...Read the whole joke

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You're a Statue

A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy...Read the whole joke

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Things You Never Use

Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. "...Read the whole joke

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You Caught My Eye

A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to c...Read the whole joke

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