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A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving

|It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on ...Read the whole joke

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|Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don't...Read the whole joke

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Cookie the Cat's Resolutions

|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in ? and visa versa. 4. I will not scratch ...Read the whole joke

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Do you go to church?

|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door...Read the whole joke

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Geek's thanksgiving

|1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn't down!3. Be thankful your...Read the whole joke

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Halloween handouts

|The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamuci...Read the whole joke

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I just had a dream about it

|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed...Read the whole joke

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I'm sending out some cards

|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter me...Read the whole joke

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New Year Nerd Resolutions

|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD 16. I resolve... I resolve to... I r...Read the whole joke

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New Year Resolutions for Pets

|15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poo...Read the whole joke

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Office Worker Resolution

|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000: I will read at least 10...Read the whole joke

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Real Church Bloopers...

|? Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medica...Read the whole joke

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Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids

|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsi...Read the whole joke

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The blonde Thanksgiving dinner

|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-en...Read the whole joke

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The football-playing turkey

|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strut...Read the whole joke

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Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving

|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice th...Read the whole joke

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Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat ...

|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for yo...Read the whole joke

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Your New Year Resolution

|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are s...Read the whole joke

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