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ADVICE FOR IDIOTS

|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Emplo...Read the whole joke

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AHH, THAT'S BETTER!

|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,00...Read the whole joke

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AN IDIOT'S IDIOT

|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and ...Read the whole joke

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An inscription problem

|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. De...Read the whole joke

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An insurance company

|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have d...Read the whole joke

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DEADHEADS

|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He ...Read the whole joke

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DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?

|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a two-year...Read the whole joke

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DON'T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT

|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a lightning storm hit. Most of th...Read the whole joke

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Global Stupids

|Saddam Hussein's stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with sulfur f...Read the whole joke

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GOT A LIGHT?

|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of gas. Sensibly, man...Read the whole joke

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GRAVITY KILLS

|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory straps (the stret...Read the whole joke

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IDIOTS & COMPUTERS

|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in ...Read the whole joke

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IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY

|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as ...Read the whole joke

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IDIOTS & RETAIL

|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signe...Read the whole joke

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IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE

|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shorte...Read the whole joke

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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE

|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the count...Read the whole joke

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IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative ...Read the whole joke

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Idiots on the computer

|Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" ...Read the whole joke

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IN THE BAG

|A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle ...Read the whole joke

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LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY

|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and wanted to test fire...Read the whole joke

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