Doctor jokes

A doctor is complaining to a mechanic

|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid fo...Read the whole joke

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A man with a glass eye is here to see you

|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he...Read the whole joke

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A very interesting fact

|Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! Th...Read the whole joke

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An invisible man is here to see you

|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now....Read the whole joke

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Bad temper problem

|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with peo...Read the whole joke

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Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease

|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new people.3. You don't h...Read the whole joke

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Better relationship

|A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't...Read the whole joke

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Birth Control

An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied...Read the whole joke

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Can I play the piano once these are off?

|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to bo...Read the whole joke

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College

It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Servic...Read the whole joke

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College Physics

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pr...Read the whole joke

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Crazy people talk

|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He fou...Read the whole joke

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Dentist

Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs ...Read the whole joke

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Deodorant

A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke

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Did you ever have this before?

|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you've got it again!...Read the whole joke

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Did you take the patient's temperature?

|Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?...Read the whole joke

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Different Kinds of Doctors

There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the ...Read the whole joke

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Diseases

The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. ...Read the whole joke

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Do you have a solution?

|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, wh...Read the whole joke

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Doctor and nurse jokes

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed eithe...Read the whole joke

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