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100 Buckets of Bits

|100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to gr...Read the whole joke

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50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found ...Read the whole joke

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all o...Read the whole joke

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A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center...

A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted s...Read the whole joke

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A husband with a computer addiction

|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be...Read the whole joke

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A letter to the editors

|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips...Read the whole joke

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A list of redneck computer terms

|Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down d...Read the whole joke

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A mother was teaching her three year old daughter...

A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime...Read the whole joke

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A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car

A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared...Read the whole joke

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A talking Frog

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn...Read the whole joke

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ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95

ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just g...Read the whole joke

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Abbott calling Costello

|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell m...Read the whole joke

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Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95...

Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. 'Pop,' he says, 'you can't run W...Read the whole joke

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Acronyms

PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE ...Read the whole joke

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Actual calls to technical support

|Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM's h...Read the whole joke

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Addicted To Computers

Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. ...Read the whole joke

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Airplanes running operating systems

|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...Read the whole joke

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Alice is in UNIX land

|"Can you help me? asked Alice."No," said Negative. "I'm looking for a white consultant." Alice poin...Read the whole joke

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AOL addiction poem

|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really yearned! I tried to stay bu...Read the whole joke

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Architect programmer

|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and build me a hou...Read the whole joke

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