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Drown my troubles

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke

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Environment

The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke

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Escalators

An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporari...Read the whole joke

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Gas Station

Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to d...Read the whole joke

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Gas Stations

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin...Read the whole joke

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HMO

My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman...Read the whole joke

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Inflatable high heels

I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortun...Read the whole joke

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IRS

The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new...Read the whole joke

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Marmite Competition

I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one ja...Read the whole joke

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My Dog

Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's preciou...Read the whole joke

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Paddy

I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me one day and told me he was going to ...Read the whole joke

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Pray for a bike

When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn't work that ...Read the whole joke

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Protesting

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg...Read the whole joke

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Psychic Phenomena

Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none o...Read the whole joke

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Surgery

I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other ...Read the whole joke

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Taxes

The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses fo...Read the whole joke

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THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral

eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke

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Trick or Treat

I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable chi...Read the whole joke

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