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.....olympics

Why isn't Mexico in the olympics?...Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are alre...Read the whole joke

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10 Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without...Read the whole joke

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45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall

1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't kno...Read the whole joke

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50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents ...Read the whole joke

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a nerd, a nude, and a bike

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny n...Read the whole joke

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A Son's Love

An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.His...Read the whole joke

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Accountants and Engineers on a Train

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th...Read the whole joke

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Bigfoot

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!...Read the whole joke

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Chinese and Spielberg

A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a gr...Read the whole joke

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Death becomes nerd

A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approach...Read the whole joke

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Did you ever wonder?

Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke

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Final Examination

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke

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God vs Satan

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke

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Had too much Christmas cheer?

1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke

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How To Be Annoying (A Guide)

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it ...Read the whole joke

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irish ... light bulb joke

How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink ...Read the whole joke

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Jump out of the plane!

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pi...Read the whole joke

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Math

Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems....Read the whole joke

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Mohammed and Douglas Adams

Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a t...Read the whole joke

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Motherinlaw's Funeral

A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife pu...Read the whole joke

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