Christmas jokes

Christmas jokes

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !...Read the whole joke

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !...Read the whole joke

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it !...Read the whole joke

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Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !...Read the whole joke

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !...Read the whole joke

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What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !...Read the whole joke

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Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat i...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !...Read the whole joke

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Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !...Read the whole joke

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Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe...Read the whole joke

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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" !...Read the whole joke

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What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !...Read the whole joke

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What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!...Read the whole joke

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Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!...Read the whole joke

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Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !...Read the whole joke

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What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !...Read the whole joke

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Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !...Read the whole joke

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What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !...Read the whole joke

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