Bar And Restaurant jokes

12 Shots

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender...Read the whole joke

Rating: 2.5 - Category: Bar and Restaurant

3 Vampires in Bar

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood." The ...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Bar and Restaurant

A bet made at the local bar

|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in t...Read the whole joke

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A brain goes to a local bar

|A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and sa...Read the whole joke

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A drunk orders himself a beer

|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats h...Read the whole joke

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A golf club visits a local bar

|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to ser...Read the whole joke

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A man takes the ferry home from work

|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat h...Read the whole joke

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A neutron at a bar

|A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How...Read the whole joke

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A nun arrives at the local bar

|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good ab...Read the whole joke

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A pirate at the local bar discusses his past

|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes t...Read the whole joke

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A seal visits a local bar

|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's you...Read the whole joke

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A very depressed man

|There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then...Read the whole joke

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Arriving home very drunk

|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the ...Read the whole joke

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Bad luck finding a place to hide

|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey y...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm Je...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

There were these three brothers that were very close to each other. The brothers always went to ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer. ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks ...Read the whole joke

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