Aviation jokes

A blind pilot is flying this plane?

|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute...Read the whole joke

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A plane flying in the 1930s

|In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplan...Read the whole joke

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A Skydiving lesson

|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Durin...Read the whole joke

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Air Force One crashes

|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized a...Read the whole joke

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Airlines running operating systems

|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...Read the whole joke

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An emergency landing

|According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The capt...Read the whole joke

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An engineer and a programmer

|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to Ne...Read the whole joke

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Are blind pilots flying?

|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot...Read the whole joke

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A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, st...Read the whole joke

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Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate...Read the whole joke

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Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... It's not because of the film's...Read the whole joke

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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing w...Read the whole joke

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A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the cap...Read the whole joke

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A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked...Read the whole joke

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A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion th...Read the whole joke

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The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had ...Read the whole joke

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An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with a free travel vouch...Read the whole joke

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During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Admin...Read the whole joke

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Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by ai...Read the whole joke

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Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husba...Read the whole joke

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