Animal jokes

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What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck's favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORE...Read the whole joke

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A blind man in a store

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke

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A blind man is standing at the corner...

A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when ...Read the whole joke

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A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swingin...Read the whole joke

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A boy and girl octopus out on a date...

A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm......Read the whole joke

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A burglar is in big trouble

|A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for st...Read the whole joke

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A cat's dictionary

|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The...Read the whole joke

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A dangerous job

This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gori...Read the whole joke

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A dog walks into a butcher shop...

A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He walks up to the meat case a...Read the whole joke

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A dog's chalkboard assignments

|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke

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A Duck walks into a bar...

A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a ...Read the whole joke

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A duck walks into a general store...

A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vege...Read the whole joke

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A fair warning

Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lan...Read the whole joke

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A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...

A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting...Read the whole joke

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A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...

A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having ...Read the whole joke

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A frog calls a psychic

|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is...Read the whole joke

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A game of animal football

|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma...Read the whole joke

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A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...

A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof....Read the whole joke

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A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...

A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's your name?" she asks the fir...Read the whole joke

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A good chess player

|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the ...Read the whole joke

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