An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to hi...Read the whole joke
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Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take th...Read the whole joke
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't g...Read the whole joke
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A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said,...Read the whole joke
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Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures....Read the whole joke
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Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....Read the whole joke
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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?" ...Read the whole joke
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If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your w...Read the whole joke
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A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am...Read the whole joke
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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her ...Read the whole joke
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A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing....Read the whole joke
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Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means....Read the whole joke
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How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? "What kind of answer did you have in ...Read the whole joke
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What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a...Read the whole joke
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What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him....Read the whole joke
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When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charism...Read the whole joke
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Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at....Read the whole joke
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What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour....Read the whole joke
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Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting....Read the whole joke
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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant....Read the whole joke
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