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A fortune teller

A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller's tent. Thinking it w...Read the whole joke

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Card games

A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left her previous employment...Read the whole joke

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Ass-corked

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has acork in his ass. He says...Read the whole joke

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A girl and an elephant

Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must ha...Read the whole joke

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Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors...

Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get out?Stop imagining!Sent by Call...Read the whole joke

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Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke

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Communication problem

There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu. The poor lady ...Read the whole joke

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The price is right

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt off his back and ha...Read the whole joke

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Royalty and W

At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force One and Presiden...Read the whole joke

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Great roof

A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof...Read the whole joke

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A push

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.He rolls over and looks at h...Read the whole joke

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A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply...

A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes to the...Read the whole joke

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A woman enters a butcher shop and asks...

A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass...Read the whole joke

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Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's...

Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's penis, she jumped into her car and sped aw...Read the whole joke

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The Big Horse Race

The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk Panties4. Co...Read the whole joke

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Recipe for Banana Bread

Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms ...Read the whole joke

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Standardized Guide to the Bases

Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, ...Read the whole joke

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Proffessional Terms II

I can't help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to in theatrical...Read the whole joke

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Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane was airborne, ...Read the whole joke

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A few questions and answers

Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use a lubricant.Q. What's s...Read the whole joke

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